Meow. Miao. Nyan.

( those are cat sounds in English, Chinese, & Japanese. )

I think it's time you all met my pride and joy(s?). c:
The only things I cannot stay mad at for more than 10 minutes, two out of the three only things I love and spoil unconditionally.
My cats! :D

I love them so much. >w<
All my life I have preferred cats over dogs. But my mom was always "blah blah blah vet bills are expensive" so we never had one, until last year. /o/ My stepdad likes animals too haaah. So we ended up buying a cat one day. It was kind of like "oh there's this cat at Pet Smart that's super friendly wanna go see him?" and we ended up taking him home. It was great. His name is Morris.

This is him on his first day with us. He was a year and a half here.

Maybe half a year later we got our second cat, from Petco. She's a sweetie. /o/
Also yes, they're a boy and a girl, but they're fixed (to the dismay of both my sister and I, who wanted kittens...).

This is Madison. Or Maddie. I think I'm the only one who still calls her Madison.

And now a diagram I have drawn to better show you their personalities:

Madison has big big pretty green eyes. She does whatever she wants, and often gives us this "I am too good for this" look. Towards Morris she is pretty cold and has little patience, but with us she can be very sweet. /o/  She spends a lot of her time sleeping or staring out the window. Lazy girl. She also attacks Morris a lot and scares him. But he usually turns it around and she goes running. Sort of like the concept of her taking a bite of more than she can chew.

Morris is... a character. He doesn't afraid of anything except the doorbell and strangers. He whines a lot, and he gets really jealous of Madison for some reason. He cleans himself for like... ever (compared to Madison, at least), and then goes on to clean her. She hates it though, so she either ignores him or attacks him.
Morris also has bad (?) eyesight? Probably not actually, but we blame it on his eyesight. Sometimes he'll miscalculate a distance he has to jump and misses. Then when we give him treats he takes forever to sniff it out even if it's right in front of his face. He has better balance than Madison, though.

Generally, Morris is whiny picky pushover mama's boy. While Madison is more a do-what-I-want girl with an overly sweet side at times. She friendly to anyone who isn't Morris. Speaking in Japanese anime tropes, she is a tsundere.

Okay I'm done lol.

Now, Morris, at about 2 and a half years, and Madison, about 1 and half years, have both gotten... pudgy.